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"The Driver Told Me a Kid Fell Out of My Van"

You're on a busy road in China. You're stopped, then you accelerate. The hatch at the back of your car pops open, and a toddler falls out onto the road. You keep going. No, that really happened to a grandfather in China, and it was all caught on a dashcam video. Luckily, the kid was all right...
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Recognized Around the World

I like this new Heineken ad. Benicio del Toro seated in a cafe, talking about how Heineken is served in 192 countries. It's famous. Just like him. To prove the point, a couple of touristy types stroll by and take a selfie with him. Or do they? Check out the commercial, and see why Benicio gets the...
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"We're Praying For You, Mike"

London Has Fallen hits the theaters this Friday. It's a sequel to Olympus Has Fallen. In Olympus, the White House was overrun by terrorists who took the President hostage. Secret Service agent Mike Banning saves the day while Morgan Freeman waits hopefully. In London, the President is taken hostage...
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"Damn You Leap Year!"

Steve Martin was a guest on The Tonight Show Monday night. He didn't really want to do the show. In fact, he didn't want to do the show so much, he wrote and sang a song about not wanting to do the show. As he sings, he only agreed to appear on February 29 because he thought the date didn't exist...
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Mean Tweeting Stacey Dash

Yesterday, we wrote about Stacey Dash's head-scratching appearance on the Academy Awards show on Sunday. Immediately afterward, she was the subject of a minor firestorm on Twitter. But, to her credit, she seized the moment to read some of those mean tweets - a la Jimmy Kimmel Live! She got a little...
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It Ain't Over Til It's Over

This could be one of the oddest finishes ever in a high school basketball division championship. It happened in Rhode Island over the weekend in the Division III finals. The Burrilville Broncos were up by one point with one second to go. But the Broncos thought the game was over, and started...
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Heart & Soul, Kim & Kanye

Kim Kardashian posted a video to Instagram this week, showing what she and Kanye West did on their first date. No, it wasn't that. They went to FAO Schwartz - you know, the toy store - and played "Heart and Soul" on the keyboard you play by jumping on it. Just like Tom Hanks and Robert Loggia did...
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The Other Stallone Calls Foul

Sylvester Stallone was the sentimental favorite to win the Best Supporting Actor Oscar on Sunday night. After all, he played Rocky Balboa, a character that had starred in several movies already. In Creed, he took a backseat as the trainer of Apollo Creed's son, and some say it was his best acting...
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Close, But No Statue

Industry insiders thought Mark Ruffalo was a shoe-in for Best Supporting Actor for his work on Spotlight, which did win an Oscar for Best Picture. When Patricia Arquette started ready the winner's name, people really thought Mark had won. "Mark," she said. And then the surname started with an "R"...
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"The Muscle Turns to Fat..."

Jimmy Kimmel hosted a special edition of Jimmy Kimmel Live! after the Oscars on Sunday night. Ben Affleck was a guest - and why not, since he's an actor, and he's got a big movie coming out soon. His entrance was bizarre - the guy really bulked up for Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - but he was...
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