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Terminal Comedian's Dream Fulfilled By Ellen, Reaction Is Pure Joy

Quincy Jones is a standup comedian who was diagnosed with stage IV mesothelioma last July. It's terminal and Ellen asked him what his lifetime dream was. Watch his reaction when she makes it come true for him: Photo: USA Today
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Texting The Wrong Person Went Terribly Right

What do you do when you receive a wrong-number text? I like to go back and forth with the person a few times to see if I can keep up the conversation. A Florida couple was trying to let friends and family know they were going into labor when they texted, "We are at the hospital. Having a baby today...
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Why Adele Won't See Rihanna's Concert

Adele is a Rihanna fan. "I love her, honestly, all of that new album I love. I gotta try and see her." So why wouldn't she go see her perform live? We see it all the time. Celebrities can make special arrangements to watch concerts by sneaking into the front or even watching from backstage. Plus...
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Apple's New iPads & iPhones Are...Smaller?

Screens have gotten bigger and bigger. When "phablets" first came out (these devices are halfway between a phone and a tablet) experts said they'd fail. But they didn't. People love big screens! In a strange turn of events Apple announced 2 smaller devices today. The iPhone SE is just as powerful...
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Amy Schumer Loves Her Some Hamilton

Comedian Amy Schumer knows good entertainment when she sees it. She recently saw the Broadway musical Hamilton in New York and after having a few cocktails she let her bartenders know that she enjoyed every second of it. She left a $1,000 tip on a $77 bar tab. Math was not my best subject but even...
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This Will Get You Banned From Amazon.com

It takes a lot to get banned from a business. After all they want our money right? This guy has been banned from Amazon.com after returning 37 items. That's out of a total of 343 orders. He insists all the returns were for legitimate reasons, but Amazon shut down his account for abuse. They even...
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The Amazing March Madness Shot That Ruined Bill Murray's Weekend

It may have been the greatest shot of this year's tournament: (function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = "//connect.facebook.net/en_US/sdk.js#xfbml=1&version=v2.3"; fjs.parentNode.insertBefore...
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Britney Spears Bikini Body Is Bananas!

Remember the Helen Mirren bikini photos that rocked the Internet? Apparently she and Britney Spears use the same kind of amazing sorcery. Britney posted this photo over the weekend: Just chilling ☀️ pic.twitter.com/aQuBh2KHuc — Britney Spears (@britneyspears) March 20, 2016 You have to wonder: Is...
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Harry Styles and Kendall Jenner’s Private Vacation Photos "Leaked" Online

The official story is that Harry's Mom's iCloud account was hacked and that's how the photos got out. Her name is Anne and "Anne's iCloud" was trending on Twitter over the weekend with the photos. If that's what actually happened, then Harry Styles, Kendall Jenner, and Anne have my sympathy. Nobody...
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Trying to Break the Internet Again

Kim Kardashian's at it again. Posting naked pictures of herself on social media. Ho hum... It's on her Instagram account, if you really must look. It's not even a new picture - one she posted before. A selfie in a bathroom, with modesty bars - yeah, that's what they call them - covering parts of...
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